DAN SAVAGE'S 2024 HUMP! FILM FESTIVAL

HUMP! is a lovingly curated festival of short erotic films made by real people for real people. The filmmakers and stars show us hot and sexy, creative and kinky, ultimate turn-ons and craziest fantasies. Our program is a cornucopia of body types, shapes, ages, colors, sexualities, genders, kinks, and fetishes—all united by a shared spirit of sex-positivity. HUMP! will shock you. HUMP! will make you laugh. HUMP! will turn you on. HUMP! has been successfully disrupting the way America sees, makes, and shares porn since 2005. Come and get some! *All screenings are the same lineup of films.

EVENT DATE: April 27th, 2024 & October 5th, 2024

SCREENING TIMES: 6:30pm & 9:00pm all nights

TICKET LINK: https://btt.boldtypetickets.com/146763166/2024-hump-film-festival---burlington-vt
 

FIVE DOLLAR TUESDAY!

$5 TUESDAYS ARE OFFICIALLY HERE!

COME SEE ANY MOVIE, ANY TIME, ANY TUESDAY, FOR JUST $5 (plus tax)!

HOUSEKEEPING FOR BEGINNERS
(R)   1h 47m

Dita never wanted to be a mother, but circumstances force her to raise her girlfriend's two daughters: tiny troublemaker Mia and rebellious teen Vanesa.

Starring: Anamaria Marinca, Sara Klimoska, Vladimir Tintor, Alina Serban, Bislim Mucaj, Irena Ristic

Director: Goran Stolevski

CIVIL WAR
(R)   1h 49m

In a dystopian future America, a team of military-embedded journalists races against time to reach Washington, D.C., before rebel factions descend upon the White House.

Starring: Kirsten Dunst, Wagner Moura, Jesse Plemons, Cailee Spaeny, Nick Offerman, Stephen McKinley

Director: Alex Garland

WICKED LITTLE LETTERS
(R)   1h 42m

When Edith and fellow residents begin to receive wicked letters full of hilarious profanities, foul-mouthed Rose is charged with the crime. However, as the town's women investigate the crime themselves, they suspect that something is amiss, and that Rose may not be the culprit after all.

Starring: Jessie Buckley, Olivia Colman, Anjana Vasan, Timothy Spall, Hugh Skinner, Gemma Jones

Director: Thea Sharrock

CHALLENGERS
(R)   2h 11m

Tashi, a tennis player turned coach, has transformed her husband from a mediocre player into a world-famous grand slam champion. To jolt him out of his recent losing streak, she makes him play a challenger event -- close to the lowest level of tournament on the pro tour. Tensions soon run high when he finds himself standing across the net from the once-promising, now burnt-out Patrick, his former best friend and Tashi's former boyfriend.

Starring: Zendaya, Mike Faist, Josh O'Connor, Faith Fay, Jordan Thompson, Tierre Diaz

Director: Luca Guadagnino

ALIEN 45TH ANNIVERSARY
(R)   1h 57m

In celebration of the 45th anniversary of Ridley Scott’s 1979 sci-fi/horror masterpiece “Alien,” the film will return to theaters for a limited time on April 26, known worldwide as Alien Day. Plus, before the film, attendees will see “ALIEN: A CONVERSATION WITH RIDLEY SCOTT & FEDE ALVAREZ” where Fede Alvarez (Director of ALIEN: ROMULUS) sits down with Ridley Scott (Director of ALIEN) to discuss the film that started the iconic franchise. One of the most influential sci-fi/horror films of all time, “Alien,” which was released in June 1979 and won an Oscar® for best visual effects, stars Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, John Hurt, Ian Holm, and Yaphet Kotto. It is the terrifying tale of a crew aboard a commercial spacecraft that lands on an alien planet to investigate a mysterious transmission of unknown origin and encounters the deadliest lifeform in the universe.

Starring: Tom Skerritt, Sigourney Weaver, John Hurt, Veronica Cartwright, Harry Dean Stanton, Ian Holm, Yaphet Kotto

Director: Ridley Scott

THE BEAST
(NR)   2h 26m

The Beast is a 2023 science fiction romantic drama film directed and written by Bertrand Bonello from a story he co-wrote with Guillaume Bréaud and Benjamin Charbit, and loosely based on Henry James's 1903 novella The Beast in the Jungle.

Starring: Bertrand Bonello, Lea Seydoux, George MacKay, Dasha Nekrasova, Guslagie Malanda, Philippe Katerine

Director: Bertrand Bonello

BOY KILLS WORLD
(R)   1h 51m

Boy is a mayhem machine who's been training to assassinate the bloodthirsty Hilda Van Der Koy and avenge his family's murder. Guided by his sister's mischievous spirit, Boy uncovers one stunning revelation after another as he barrels toward Hilda.

Starring: Bill Skarsgard, Jessica Rothe, Andrew Koji, H. Jon Benjamin, Famke Janssen, Samara Weaving

Director: Moritz Mohr

DUNE PART II
(PG13)   2h 45m

Paul Atreides unites with Chani and the Fremen while seeking revenge against the conspirators who destroyed his family. Facing a choice between the love of his life and the fate of the universe, he must prevent a terrible future only he can foresee.

Starring: Austin Butler, Timothee Chalamet, Florence Pugh, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Christopher Walken

Director: Denis Villeneuve

THE FALL GUY
(R)  2h 05m

After leaving the business one year earlier, battle-scarred stuntman Colt Seavers springs back into action when the star of a big studio movie suddenly disappears. As the mystery surrounding the missing actor deepens, Colt soon finds himself ensnared in a sinister plot that pushes him to the edge of a fall more dangerous than any stunt.

Starring: Ryan Gosling, Emily Blunt, Hannah Waddingham, Lee Majors, Teresa Palmer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Director: David Leitch

FURIOSA: A MAD MAX SAGA

Snatched from the Green Place of Many Mothers, young Furiosa falls into the hands of a great biker horde led by the warlord Dementus. Sweeping through the Wasteland, they come across the Citadel, presided over by the Immortan Joe. As the two tyrants fight for dominance, Furiosa soon finds herself in a nonstop battle to make her way home.

Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Quaden Bayles, Anya Taylor-Joy, Tom Hardy, Nathan Jones, Nicholas Hoult

Director: George Miller

THE GARFIELD MOVIE
(PG)

Garfield has an unexpected reunion with his long-lost father, a scruffy street cat who draws him into a high-stakes heist.

Starring: Chris Pratt, Samuel L. Jackson, Nicholas Hoult, Ving Rhames, Hannah Waddingham, Brett Goldstein

Director: Mark Dindal